Things my family have said to me in the last 2 weeks:

"Please tell me you looking like that is for a good cause" - Catherine
"Ewwww! it's like kissing a butt!" - Meabha when kissing me goodnight on the cheek
"You're not my real dad! My real dad has a beard. I don't have to listen to you!" - Patrick
"When are you going to grow your beard back?" - Joseph at least once a day
"You look weird!" - Leo also at least once a day
"Your face is nice and smooth, but hopefully not for much longer!" - Melissa